Parking.

This young lady like may people just didn't want to follow the signs . 3 hours later there she sits parked .

Superhero ?

Every kid who ever read a comic book wanted to grow up and become DELIBOY , able to leap tall sandwiches at a single bound . Be Faster than a ketchup bottle can poor and miraclewhip the snot out of the bad guys .

Maybe

Maybe if I act like I can see the car coming at me they will stop in time.